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fuckyeahretailrobin: [Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.Top Text: “The Merona.”Bottom Text: “crossover tees”] Do you Target robins feel me? These things are ugly as hell, and they’re impossible to fold. I think they only time they look good is the 3.2 seconds they spend on the table after they come off the truck before a guest comes over and rips through them all. I have fantasies of grabbing a thing of oil from automotive and “accidentally” spilling the bottle all over the table so we have to defect them out. SOB

fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: “The Merona.”

Bottom Text: “crossover tees”]


Do you Target robins feel me? These things are ugly as hell, and they’re impossible to fold. I think they only time they look good is the 3.2 seconds they spend on the table after they come off the truck before a guest comes over and rips through them all. I have fantasies of grabbing a thing of oil from automotive and “accidentally” spilling the bottle all over the table so we have to defect them out.

SOB

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Okay trying to clear my likes a bit since trying to load them all is crashing my browser.  Or maybe I should use Chrome for tumblr shenanigans to see if there is less crashing.

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theguywitheyes:

sometimes i see people hating on art for its anatomy and they’re like their back is broken in 3452394852960923475309467 different places but i can do the exact pose and my back is fine and im like 

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jakface-stuff:

yukidama:

goddessofcheese:

greytaliesin:

skip-rope-intestines:

palaven:

what in the fUCk

Is it bad I want this like burning?

“Okay… he’s running… he’s running… I don’t get it, is it a mod to just make the music play when you ru— OH MY GOD.”

I cannot,

LEGIT LOL’D

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fuckyeahretailrobin: [Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right. Top Text: “CUSTOMER USES CART FOR ITEMS. TRANSACTION COMPLETE…” Bottom Text: “LEAVES CART BY REGISTER”] I absolutely hate when people do this. They just abandon their carts in the line and walk away once they’re done. This makes me have to stop what I’m doing and hold up the line to put the dang cart away. Sometimes I don’t even have time to put it away (the cart section is far away from the registers), so other customers in line have to push it out of the way. Sigh. Even in my store where the cart area is right next to the registers, people will still leave their carts by my register!  IT IS NOT THAT HARD PEOPLE.

fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: “CUSTOMER USES CART FOR ITEMS. TRANSACTION COMPLETE…”

Bottom Text: “LEAVES CART BY REGISTER”]

I absolutely hate when people do this. They just abandon their carts in the line and walk away once they’re done. This makes me have to stop what I’m doing and hold up the line to put the dang cart away. Sometimes I don’t even have time to put it away (the cart section is far away from the registers), so other customers in line have to push it out of the way. Sigh.

Even in my store where the cart area is right next to the registers, people will still leave their carts by my register!  IT IS NOT THAT HARD PEOPLE.

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jakface-stuff:

turnonred:

Okay that took forever, I’m sorry. Here’s the tutorial on how I made my Journey costume! I’ve included a photoset of the tutorial, and below are the links that will take you to the tutorial PDF and the pattern PDF (the first is primed for 8.5 x 11, the second is a 24 x 36 file, so happy print tiling!). For Illustrator-savvy folks, you can also dive into the pattern files and manipulate them yourselves.

Side note: I am not a professional seamstress/fashion designer, so I’m sorry if there’s inaccuracies or errors or dubious advice, it’s more of a step by step of how I did it with helpful patterns!

If any of the links expire, someone tell me via the Ask box. Any questions, use the Ask box, also! I’m happy to offer any help or advice! And I’m sorry, but I do not take commissions!

Tutorial (warning 65 mb): http://www.sendspace.com/file/u44vza
Patterns: http://www.sendspace.com/file/3e4i7n

hell YES I was waiting for this! Amazing tutorial, holy crap! Thank you so much for putting this all together, you are ACE!

:D YES

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zexy-kasey:

200pr:

clockworksexual:

iwoulddeduceyoutwice:

sugarkitteh:

bigbangpunch:

BRITISH VERSION OF THIS:

1. BOIL THE KETTLE - IF YOU HAVE TO USE A STOVE OR MICROWAVE SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH YOUR HOUSE

2. USE ANY WATER IN EXISTENCE - FUCK FILTERING THAT SHIT YOU DON’T HAVE TIME TO MAKE A PROFILE YOUR SHOW IS BACK ON IN 5 MINUTES PRESS A

3. THROW WHATEVER THE HELL TEABAG YOU HAVE IN THERE - FUCK LOOSE TEA THAT IS FOR WHEN YOU ORDER TEA OUTSIDE

4. USE YOUR STIRRING TEABAG METHOD OF CHOICE, ADD SUGAR/SWEETENER LIKE A BOSS OR NOT IF YOU ARE A HEALTHY BOSS

5. GRUMBLE LIKE A FISHERMAN BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO LEAVE THE KETTLE AREA TO GO TO THE FRIDGE TO GET MILK AND BACK TO IT AGAIN AFTER YOU ADD IT

6. RUN BACK TO WHATEVER YOU WERE DOING, TAKE A COMFORT SIP AND THEN EITHER FINISH IT OR FORGET ABOUT IT AND MOAN ABOUT THE FACT THAT YOU LET IT GO COLD

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EDIT: IF YOU CAN’T SPOT IF NOT FROM THIS ALONE THEN THE NATURE OF MY TUMBLR THAT I’M NOT MAKING A DIG AT HER COMIC SIMPLY POINTING OUT HOW LAZY WE ARE OVER HERE WITH TEA THEN GET OFF THE INTERNET. THE COMIC COVERS ALL TEA OPTIONS. COME AT ME BRO.

THE AUSTRALIAN VERSION

JUST GET THE BLOODY BILLY ON THE FIRE AND THROW IN A FISTFUL OF TEA FOR EACH BUGGER AFTER THE WATER BOILS

TAKE OFF FIRE

WAIT UNTIL IT REACHES DESIRED STRENGTH

CAPABLE OF SUPPORTING A SPOON STOOD UPRIGHT IN IT IS IDEAL

WHACK BILLY TO ENCOURAGE SINKING OF TEA LEAVES

POUR IT OUT

ADD AS MUCH MILK AND SUGAR AS YOU LIKE OR NOT AT ALL VEGEMITE IS ACCEPTABLE

DRINK IT DOWN WHILE RIDING OFF INTO THE OUTBACK ON YOUR BIG RED KANGAROO ON A SADDLE MADE OF DROPBEAR PELTS, WITH YOUR TRUSTY BRUMBY PACKING ALONG YOUR SWAG AND A DINGO BY YOUR SIDE

CHEERS MATE

CANADIAN VERSION

WHAT IS ENGLAND DOING?

OK NOW COPY THAT SHIT AND JUST CHANGE A FEW THINGS

NO PUSSY REAL “TEAWARE”, WE HAVE NORMAL COFFEE MUGS FOR THAT SHIT.

USE WHATEVER APPLIANCE YOU WANT TO HEAT THE DAMN WATER, YEAH WE SIGNED OUR FUCKING FREEDOM. NO ONE SAID IT WAS MANDATORY FOR KETTLES!

SIT LIKE A CLASSY MAN/WOMAN AND WAIT FOR IT TO BOIL

EAT SOME BACON

THROW A TEABAG IN THERE, LOOSE TEA IS FOR MY MONARCHIST AUNT.

DUMP SO MUCH SUGAR IN IT THAT YOU GET DIABETES AND SO MUCH MILK THAT YOU’RE GONNA HAVE TO GO OUTSIDE AND MILK THE COW, BETSY.

TAKE A SIP.

SCALD YOURSELF AND ALMOST DROP MUG, SPILLING IT DOWN THE FRONT OF YOUR BACK IN THE PROCESS.

REALIZE TEA ISN’T TOO MUCH OF YOUR THING AND GO BACK TO COFFEE.

AMERICAN VERSION

FIND A CUP(?) (ANY CLEAN, CUP-LIKE INSTRUMENT WILL WORK)

FILL IT WITH TAP WATER

ADD FIVE SPOONFULS OF INSTANT ICED TEA POWDER

STIR THAT SHIT SO HARD YOU SPILL SOME ON THE COUNTER, LET GO OF THE SPOON SO YOU CAN WATCH IT SPIN

DRINK IT AND CHOKE BECAUSE IT’S TOO SWEET

POUR SOME INTO THE SINK AND ADD WATER IN HOPES THAT IT WILL TASTE ACCEPTABLE

REPEAT UNTIL YOU GET IT RIGHT

ADD ICE CUBES AND A STRAW TO ENHANCE CLASSINESS

TEXAS VERSION


GET YOUR CUP AND SCOOP WATER FROM A STREAM, POP IN AN IODINE TABLET IF YOU’RE A SISSY FROO FROO YANK

PUT IN AN ENTIRE BOX OF LIPTON TEA BAGS

IF THERE AREN’T OVER THIRTY TEABAGS READY EMPTY OUT THE CONTENTS OF A SHOTGUN SHELL INTO THE BREW

POUR AN ENTIRE BAG OF SUGAR IN

LEAVE THAT SHIT ON THE 115º F ASPHALT FOR TWO HOURS

REFRIGERATE AND POUR OVER ICE

WANTED HOT TEA? TOO FUCKING BAD, LIVE SOMEWHERE ELSE

Hilarious. All of this.

But I’m looking at the original and.. Well.. If I can’t use bottled or tap water; Where do I get the fucking water for my god damn tea?!

This is so relevant to my interests

(Source: areyoutryingtodeduceme)